***FINAL WARNING*** GLEN GLADWRAPCOCK HERE, FORMAL ISSUE OF WARNING TO P.HAUGHTY TO REFRAIN FROM MONOPOLIZING THE MANZAI SITE WITH TOPICS RELATED TO HIM AND NOT RELATED TO ME. I am very, very cross about this. Very cross. My SCAS (Site Content Analysis Spreadsheet) reveals a gross indiscrepancy with no less than 76.975% of site content being directly related to my assistant Paul Haughty and not to me. I am considering lodging a formal complaint with not only ELT News but also Bill Gates over this. I am not one to make idle threats, the world of comedy is no place for jocularity. As you can see from the photo below, my computer is more than equipped to deal with impermissable & unconscionable activities. Now then, onto the subject at hand, that being me.

Uhh, nothing much more to add really. I'm currently wearing my favourite Captain Santa shirt. Very fashionable and stylish.

Below is a momento from my father, he was a local leader of The Little Worker Network.